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Brick Monster

n. A brick in a brick-sidewalk that is slightly unlevel with those around it, often causing unexpecting (and often innebriated) individuals to trip over it.
Johnny: Dude, where did you get that scar on your face?
Kenny: I tripped on a brick monster in the quad stumbling back from the bar last night and hit my face on a rock.
by Nidira March 20, 2009
mugGet the Brick Monstermug.

Bricks Truck

To be hit by a bricks truck means your ugly is out of this world; The impact of your ugliness is heavier than a truck driving bricks.
oh wow. OH WOW. That bitch looks like she got hit by a bricks truck.
by pissy cat October 1, 2018
mugGet the Bricks Truckmug.

Bowel Brick

A massive, girthy turd. Often hard to pass.
I’ve been on this shitter for an hour and I still can squeeze this bowel brick.
by Eaton Holgoode November 26, 2018
mugGet the Bowel Brickmug.

black brick

Sometime used as an nickname for the Nokia N900, It is almost as thick as an brick so its pretty accurate.
Im going to overclock the hell out of this black brick!
by D3nnis-The-Mew-Fan July 2, 2012
mugGet the black brickmug.

Brick Wellington

A slang term for any food that should be soft and delicious, but is instead hard and terrible.
Man, I ordered a steak medium rare, but I got a brick wellington instead.
by GuapJosh January 3, 2013
mugGet the Brick Wellingtonmug.

Bricks or Muffins

Also known as Emmel Vor, Brickz wah Muffinz or Stones or Cookies.

This game can result in serious injury please do not attempt to play it, some people might not find it funny yadda yadda yadda.

Anyway, it is where you get bricks and muffins, walk up to some random and ask what they want thrown at them.

It always results in the person getting pelted with brickz.
A game of brickz wah muffinz:

B or M players: BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ??

Randomer: WTF

B or M player: What do you want thrown at your nut, BRICKS OR MUFFINS, BRICKZ WAH MUFFINZ?

Randomer: MUFFINS!!

B or M: I can't hear you? Bricks or muffins?

Randomer: Muffins

B or M: What? Bricks?

Randomer: No, muffins.

B or M: Hearin ya loud and clear jm, every1 seems to choose bricks these days!

(Randomer gets pelted with bricks.)

Randomer: Ang.

(Group eat muffins)
by KatnuttKATASTROPHE January 4, 2009
mugGet the Bricks or Muffinsmug.

brick wash

a girl that is so ugly it looks like she washed her face with a pile of bricks.
have you seen brick wash around? Where did that ugly bitch go. Originated in Pittsburg California
by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006
mugGet the brick washmug.

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