A dumb nerdy kid, who only plays video games, talks about his girlfriend, and thinks he's awesome. He has a ridiculously small penis, but struts around like he has a noob tube in his pants. He's simply a dumbass
Guy 1:Bro, what the fuck is that guy doing to that girls hair?
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak
Guy 2: Omg...he's sniffing it....he's obviously a Brandon.
Guy 1: What an annoying freak
by DJHAGGERMOUTH July 15, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. A person who watches to much porn and decides to Smoke, Drink, Becoming a drug dealer and a rapist soon when he grows up. He bullys people and he's a very mean bitch.
Fuck you piece of shit brandon
by TheLoyalMan May 17, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. A Brandon is a Player. He will pick 2 unlucky girls and go back and forth until they realize he isnt really that cute or interesting after all and find someone else. He is also extremely gay. Everyone suspects he likes penis in his butthole because he walks around like one is already stuck in it. He is also extremely boring. He is a big "oneword texter" and he'll make you make all the decisions and do all the work in the relationship. His Gayness isnt the only thing that is Flaming, his acne is HORRID. Over all he is a Jerk that cant be trusted, so dont waste your time on him.
Girl #1: Girl cheer up he isnt worth it
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!
Girl #2: (in tears)
girl #1 : he is such a Brandon! girl you were just his cover!
by EX girlfriend (: November 5, 2011
Get the Brandonmug. biggest 2-faced lying asshole you will ever meet. If you meet a brandon, walk away immediately. He is the scum of the earth and the worst person you will ever meet. This name is another name for satan, if you fall in love with a brandon you will go to hell and be cursed.
by TheLuchalor December 9, 2012
Get the Brandonmug. the hottie next door, the guy you stare at with the flipping new hair who is crazy talented in all sports and will definetly look good with his shirt off. He is the athlete in your school.
by mennhhamsnsjs January 9, 2014
Get the Brandonmug.