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brad mondo would never

A term used to express one's exasperation in response to a bad hairstyling video.
Typically always something that the hair god, Brad Mondo, has warned humanity against, but was done regardless and more often than not resulting in disaster.
I.e. bleaching roots of your hair first, or using colour to lift colour.
HAIR COLOUR DOES NOT LIFT HAIR COLOUR, PEOPLE.
Ugh, can't believe the stylist in this video bleached that poor girl's roots first. Brad Mondo would NEVER.
by Blossomtea August 6, 2020
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Brad move

A brad move is when you do or say something super low to someone.

Same concept applies to brad jokes.
*Brad tells his wife she should better go make him a sandwich coz this is what women are for*

The crowd : "WOW, such a brad move....."
by Flatpumpkin August 26, 2019
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Brad

(of a person) homosexual (used especially of a man).
by Thedefiner617 April 23, 2022
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Brad

My brad and I went to see a movie yesterday.
by Jack sandman December 15, 2016
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Brad Fact

When brady morgan lies randomly or adds false details to stories. Basically saying stuff that never happened (most of the time it’s obvious)
Brady won’t stop lying and brad facting.
by jbone223 June 30, 2025
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brad

gee isn't brad a smart guy
by janonretard January 22, 2021
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Brad I’m sorry

I’m so sorry you don’t take it up the arse
by Brad is kkk October 12, 2018
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