cooter booger

The smelly sticky stuff you get on your hands after pleasuring your girl. Same consistency as nose boogers just from a different region.

Thanks babe, now let me go wash these cooter boogers off and we can grab something to eat.

by Bosley June 1, 2006

Boobler

'Tyler Finch' The sickest cunt in the whole wide world.

Wow he is almost almost boobler.
The sex is so good i wish boobler was here.
my 16 inch penis is so insignificant compared to booblers.
He has about enough balls to look at boobler

by CC curlwaa crew August 26, 2009

boogedy

A generally tacky black person (or Wiger). Usually old school pimp style in current time.

(1) Dude, that car is Boogedy !! (not good)

(2) Man, fix that right ! Don't be a Boogedy !!

(3) Ya, nice jacket you Boogedy !

by Bobby "the bat" Pizano November 19, 2011

Wooly booger

A man’s dangalang.

I don’t think Stephen Colbert wears underwear. Every time he stands up I can see his wooly booger.

by Copacabana October 23, 2020

booger sex

When KY Jelly isn't available and you need to lube up your grandma's sandy old dust snatch.

Man, my grandma was really horny last night. I decided to oblige after she took her teeth out.

Fumbling in the poorly lit bedroom, I couldn't find my tube of lube. She moaned "give it to me Hansel!"

Shuddering with disgust, I closed off my left nostril and blew a filthy, brown-green snot clot all over her clitoris (which was withered and deformed with age).

Then I gave her a hard hump and had my first official booger sex.

by Pollup December 11, 2007

boogedy

meaning bad in some sort of funny looking

she got a boogedy grill yo.

-or-

shes boogedy

by Bangnblonde64 May 24, 2006

booger finger

a person at a club or bar who is asked by a bouncer or management to leave and refuses (much like a booger stuck to a finger won't get off).

"Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave."

"No!"

"Man, what a booger finger..."

by sketchballitudinator December 29, 2008