E-bonner

a bonner so hard it bends in your pant at 90 degree angle.

when I saw Jenniefer Aniston in real life i got the worst E-bonner

by notalexbermdez... March 6, 2009

T-Boned

When a man cheats on a beautiful woman. Not just any man and not just any woman. It has to be public, it has to messy and they have to be attractive. Joe Shmoe can't T-Bone his wife Jane Doe but a famous dude can.

Why is this referred to a T-Bone? Because dogs, when they have a juicy bone and stare into the reflection they see a bigger bone...they will drop the juicy real bone for the illusion of the better bone. Now we take that up a notch and use T-Bone because it's a higher grade of meat. Enough said.

Tiger Woods totally "T-Boned" Elin Woods and man did she take one for the team.

by Rbeck December 2, 2009

Bonediddlyfest

A sexual festival between two individuals. Activites include boninb, bonediddlying, faceboning and other various sexual acts repetativly until they passout from exhaustion. Bonediddlyfests have been known to last up to two weeks at a time. Also see the lesser extreme: Bonediddly.

Our last bonediddlyfest was the epitome of pure sexual connection.

by Bonediddlyjon March 31, 2010

bonner

A boner with an extra n because it's extra nice.

That Keystone Light was so delicious I have a bonner.

by casekiller3D November 12, 2009

I boned her

To penetrate a woman.
To have sex in a mysterious manner and/ or with a weird object/ man.

I boned her against the wall last night with a rainbow fan. We did it in the toe.

by Infected Mushroom September 20, 2013

boned out

what happens to you after u smoke madd joints

Big D said were all fucking boned out, ripped, twizted, stoned, goodpeople..

by COREY May 13, 2005

bowned

I was tired of saying OWNED! so i decided to add a letter, a B!. Its uzed the same as owned.

(counter strike head shot iconsin upper right of screen: leet mofo is my user name)

Leet Mofo-:)Haxor el planet
Leet Mofo-:)Fug Joo
Leet Mofo-:)Momzor

Terrorists Win

(chat)
Leet Mofo:BOWNED!!!!111
mofacka:gj
fat dick:nice
fotmot:gj

by Vinnie Hohmann September 7, 2003