by bigmike72 February 20, 2011

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021

by Msoeadmin October 7, 2016

by DJR632 April 19, 2020

When a man sends a dick picture from a seated toilet position. Whether or not the intended recipient is reached is irrelevant, it is a digital blumpkin.
Oh my God Lydia! Some idiot just sent me a digital blumpkin!
Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.
Hey Bryce, I like sending pictures of my dick while I sit on my toilet, I think I'm a blumpkenite.
by Brick Napalm May 5, 2017

by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012

"After a Coco Loco, I found myself needing to void my bowels, only to find the lavatory occupied by two men engaging in a Dolores Blumpkin."
by Kimmaaaaay July 19, 2016
