wet blanket

After having sex with a girl, you go into the bathroom and wipe the pussy juice off of your dick with a washcloth. When returning to the bedroom, you throw the washcloth on the girl's face. Thus giving her a wet blanket.
My girlfriend kept complaining how warm the room temperature was, so I shut her up by giving her a wet blanket.
by Jihad Muhammed January 21, 2007
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wet blanket

Someone who soaks up cum instead of doing anything fun.
james didnt want to go the movies last night so he was being a wet blanket.
by destroyer_3rd May 16, 2009
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Pig In A Blanket

When a male is with two females, he begins to lay flat on a bed. Whilst the females lay horizontaly as if they were going into the scissor position. Then the male relaxes while the females creep slowly towards the male genetalia. Whilst the male is erect, the females slowly rub their genitals against the male genitals.
Females scissor while a male puts his penis between the two females vaginas. This is Pig In A Blanket
by SHMEGMALATOR February 22, 2011
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Sausage Blanket

The act of using your sleeve, or someone else using their sleeve, to pleasure the penis through masturbation. Often used when a partner or partners are unwilling to perform any other sexual act.
'Please babes...please...hows about a cheeky sausage blanket then?'
by Todorov February 03, 2009
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fire blanket

when a guy pours gasoline all over his penis and lights it on fire. then the chick gives him a blowjob, so she's the fire blanket.
"Laura gave Sean a fire blanket the other day. it was hot"
by m456 January 16, 2009
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fuck blanket

Jonathon shagged his "Fuck Blanket" tonight, the asian biatch!
by Jonny Bellman March 09, 2008
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Pigs in a Blanket

When doing a dude from behind, you reach up with one hand and hook his nostrils with the first two fingers, while simultaneously punching him in the back of the head and ejaculating on his grandmother's afghan.
Those dudes where like pigs in a blanket.
by greggy Henderson November 14, 2008
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