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Bishop Ireton

Though it has seen better days in the pat, BIHS is still the best high school in Alexandria. Students here are not stuck up like the douchebags at EHS and SSSAS. They aren't poor like the hoodlums from TC. They are Well-rounded, down to earth, known for for their elite athletic teams such as the girls basketball and boys tennis teams. Students here are some of the most high-quality in the DC area, unlike the EHS students (parents don't love them) or the SSSAS kids (too busy playing sports at D3 liberal arts schools). Don't even get me started on "Zaga" kids. Whatever the fuck they have going on there needs to be stopped.
Girl: O shit you go to Bishop Ireton?
Ireton Student: Yeah
Girl: Have sex with me.
by Alexandriatruther March 30, 2025
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Serbian Arch Bishop Opening

When you start as white, and move both your pawns in front of your knight up one, then move both your bishops to each flank
“Oh Zachary, how dare you use the Serbian Arch Bishop Opening on me, I’ve been flanked more than a civil war gangbang!”
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Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys

Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys is a grammar school in Salisbury, Wiltshire. It is the home to a (not so) fine assortment of posh bellends and miscellaneous twats gathered from the south western Wiltshire area.

Many of these said bellends twats try (and fail) to woo the finest of south wilts grammar school for girls. This generally ends up badly.

It has an air of superiority to other schools simply because it has a slogan written in latin

The place is falling apart despite what the commoners in other local (peasant) schools think.
Its teachers are a mixed lot, many of the teachers’ hairlines can be measured with sin cos and tan and
it also features the only currently know wheelchair bound PE teacher

Seriously, don’t go there, its not worth having to learn latin and getting tenderly but firmly pegged by your peers just to say you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys.

Home of at least 4 confirmed pedos and one serial urinal shitter, it proudly brings the values of toxic masculinity into the 21st century.
Person 1: do you go to Bishop Wordsworths grammar school for boys?

Person 2: yeah…

Person 1: oooh I hope you didn’t get felt up by Diddy Morgan
by PleasepegmyDiddyMorgan May 6, 2025
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beating the bishop

Hey you wanna go for a ride?
Later, I’m beating the bishop
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Nicholas bishop

This Fully fledged Bikie is one of the most notorious underworld figures that is a real "TOP G" and will take out anyone
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Bishop Ireton

Known for its fat chicks and munting opportunities. One badass lunch lady and the rest are fat as fuck. Known for its special ed program where retards run around the school with no supervision. There are peer mentors for these animals but they don't do shit. Most of the sexy Spanish teachers run only fans accounts in their free time. Bishop Ireton students are known to pull hilarious pranks, like orgasming on girls' hair in the middle of church!
Oh you go to Bishop Ireton, I bet you've encountered one of the animals there.
by RickyTheSticky March 8, 2024
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