Super ugly, no bitches, tall, weak, nerdy, socially awkward, massive penis and hates people. He definitely will pull if wasn't so afraid of women
you look like such a Bishop
by Virgultum_vr June 13, 2024
Get the Bishopmug. The proper name(which itself sounds marvelous) of the only girl in the world. Awesome and brilliant, this girl turns the most terrible thing into the best thing ever. Once you know her, you can't imagine the rest of your life without her. She is so beautiful and smart, that you cannot be indifferent to her presence. There's no actual definition to her name, as it is something you feel, not formulate an opinion about. An advice: don't let her know you like her so soon, and be the best you can to her.
by Jo'ves March 8, 2017
Get the Josie Bishopmug. Christopher's tend to by shy individuals, but don't be fooled: when a Christopher emerges from his shell, it is like seeing the brightest, heart-warming rays of sunshine, on a rainy, cloud-besmirched day. Once you know him, you'll discover that he's one of the most thoughtful, witty, intelligent people that you will ever encounter. Arguments and debates are his strong points He makes you smile, and laugh inadvertently- you don't even realise you're smiling, until he points it out with a magical, charming chuckle, in his voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
Girl: I wish my guy could be more like Christopher.CVery talented and passionate about what he does. He strives and doesn't give up. Christopher's usually get to know one girl and then date her for a long period of time. They prefer a long solid relationships.
Stella:"Hey remember Christopher?"
Lucy:"From summer? yeah what about him?"
Stella:"He's my favorite."Maybe when you first meet a Christopher they'll seem like a jerk, and hurt you emotionally multiple times, or possible make the lamest jokes but one day he'll make up for it all, the best he can. Christophers will eventually realize the love that they've stored in a safe place for you. Christophers usually have the most gorgeous smile out there, and the most seductive voice.
by hell god ss December 5, 2017
Get the chris bishopmug. a Catholic high school in downingtown that sucks. have you ever wanted to be surrounded by a bunch of prolife assholes who say slurs and wear and airpods? well, look no further. also the home of the "shanahoes", which is just what a bunch of orange blonde girls call themselves when they feel especially obnoxious. a school where the administration doesn't give a shit unless your hair goes past the collar, are a literal fetus, or you bad mouth a certain teacher.
by toomanynicknames May 4, 2021
Get the Bishop Shanahanmug. An absolute dump of a place situated in Guelph also known as BM. It's one of the trashiest schools in Canada and is known for their rich crackheads. Their major rivals Ross is also known as JFR and is known to be home to the plaza rats and some of the best Xanx on the market.
"Ahlie bro, imma go pick up some kush off lil killa at Bishop Mac"
"Nah bro don't fuck with BM kids their straight up waste"
"Fuck BM"
"Nah bro don't fuck with BM kids their straight up waste"
"Fuck BM"
by Lil killa on the trigga October 29, 2018
Get the Bishop Macmug. A mental disorder common among non-professional chess players causing them to not notice the opponent's bishops when making a move.
— white: (moves his queen next to the opponent's king) checkmate!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
— black: Nuh-uh (captures the queen with a bishop 8.23 megaparsec away)
— white: Goddamit! I have a bishop blindness!
by Mnemotechnician August 9, 2023
Get the Bishop blindnessmug. The hottest gym coach you will ever meet. He might have a beard and there’s one girl that is head over hills in love with him.
by Peanut27 February 20, 2021
Get the Bishop Braddockmug.