Birthday club

A group of heffers, usually consisting of middle aged women, who get together and celebrate a friends birthday. They think they’re hot shit and exclude others because they enjoy being vindictive and have nothing better going on in their lives.
The women at that table have a birthday club. They’re rude to everyone that isn’t in their club and are annoying everyone at the restaurant.
by Yikes btch February 08, 2020
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Birthday Nut

Going 7 days before your birthday without masturbation or sex, and then on your birthday, flood your home town with a tsunami of sperm (or fanny juice if you are a female).
"My knob aches because of this birthday nut."

"My testicles feel like balloons."
by Jamil Hassan October 12, 2018
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birthday potties

When your other half sticks a piece of birthday cake up theor ass and shots it out then you eat it.
For my birthday my husband decided Birthday potties would be the best gift.
by ClairelyUrban January 08, 2017
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Birthday Grudge

Birthday Grudge: A compound word used to describe a person's anger as a result of others forgetting their birthday. As a result the victim retaliates by failing to acknowledge the birthdays of all of those who are guilty of the forsaking. This is considered to be petty behavior, and is often manifested on social network sites (e.g Facebook and Twitter).
OMG I cannot believe he is holding a birthday grudge against me. Afterall I did wish him a happy belated birthday.
by Ms. Banana Skin February 23, 2012
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Vincent’s Birthday

November 12th is Vincent Truong’s birthday and many others
It’s November 12th, Vincent’s Birthday!!!!
by Unknown123489 November 06, 2020
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Birthday syndrome

When you become a massive dickhead to everyone, especially your sibling, just because you were pushed out of a vagina on this day.
by QueenOfRain April 01, 2018
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Birthday Mess

The remaints of a good birthday. Tons of wrapping paper, ribbons and presents scattered all over a table or the ground.
Mom: Son!!!!! Clean up your birthday mess!!

Son: In a minute!
by NewWords007 September 12, 2010
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