toilet beans

Toilet seat bumpers.

Toilet beans go well with bum gravy.

by Uran Spaceman July 29, 2008

Cruel Beans

An unfortunate turn of fate.

"When they popped a cap in my homie's ass, that was cruel beans, man."

by Lunchmonkey November 15, 2009

Huggy Bears of Doom

An extremely awesome group of people who are really good at acting stupid and looking cool all at the same time. This is probably the most exclusive team there is, and abnormally hard to be accepted into them.

OMG dude, I wanna be part of the Huggy Bears of Doom sooooooo bad, but they'll never accept me.... I'm just not cool enough.

by Jelly Waffle July 19, 2010

colder than a polar bears dick

a measurement of temperature that is just above absolute zero.

i like my beer colder than a polar bears dick

by imadeupjesus September 29, 2012

thunder beads

They are a stimulating pleasure toy for one's anus. It looks like a thick string of pearls, with beads usually lined smallest to largest depending on the penetration preference. Can be used by oneself or with a partner(s). (Watch Made of Honor for visual reference)

As the horny lady sits alone she decides to stick the thunder beads in her butt to seek the pleasure she is yearning. The thunderbeads serve as a replacement for the erection in her anus that she yearned for. As the first bead entered the butt hole she yelped with pleasure. Slowly one by one the beads journeyed into the sensitive insides of her anus. She did not need a man to fulfill her needs she had her beads instead!

by Katie, Lena, Julia, Connor, Evan May 4, 2008

Chicago Bears

The greatest NFL team of all time.

The Chicago Bears

by Goonerbear93 May 4, 2010

Cool Beans

Aknowledgment that the current converstion was clear, understood and accepted.

subj 1: "I will call you later."
subj 2: "Cool Beans."

by SSmith October 29, 2005