Baltic Sea

A cold, brakish body of water in northern Europe, with the highest alcohol content per volume of any place in the world.

One time I drank water from the Baltic Sea and it tasted like beer. I got drunk and later found out it WAS made of beer.

by BalticSpazz September 8, 2010

baltic

1) wacked out, crazy

2) drunk

1) "man, that storm yesterday was crazy baltic - i got hit by a non-profit sign!"

2) "this weekend, i got so baltic in the beer garden, i didn't even remember trash cleanup!"

by GrantB April 25, 2007

Balt

A name used by gay men to describe a man with a resemblance to a very short and stubby penis.

That guy sure is a Balt!

by Gatorader February 12, 2010

Baltaj

FUDU

YOooooOoooOoo Baltaj is a fudu yooooo

by Teripandi July 24, 2021

Baltimore Club Music

Is music from Baltimore thats not originally theirs, It contains samples of other songs spliced together over a hyper fast synthesised beat,and is danced to like a faggot on ecstasy. The music is claimed to "go harder than D.C. GoGo" but doesn't.

Baltimore Club Music...

B-More Cat- Fuck ya'll D.C. GoGo (While dancing Faggotly on ecstasy to B-More Club)

DC Goon- Man Fuck you (While Beating his feet all over the B-more Club Music Faggots face while listening to GoGo)

by divaqueensupreme May 5, 2009

baltic

1) wacked out, crazy

2) drunk

1) man, that storm yesterday was crazy baltic - i got hit by a non-profit sign!

2) this weekend, i got so baltic in the beer garden, i didn't even remember trash cleanup!

by GrantB April 26, 2007

baltimore eggroll

to turn a shit covered condom inside out, fill it with the build of semen(smegma) tie a knot in the condom then microwave and serve as desired.

guy 1: what do you got to eat in the fridge?

guy2: if your really hungry i got some leftover baltimore eggroll from last night, its all yours.

guy 1:fuck you thats not an eggroll thats a condom full of shit and cum!, screw you!

by pleasureboy1000 April 24, 2010