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battle jelly

An affectionate term used commonly by military people.
When male human ejaculate is mixed with water many of the insoluble lipids, proteins, and long chain carbohydrates are clumped together forming stringy jellyfish like white clumps. They are commonly seen in and around public and communal showers, such as dorm bathrooms or military showers because many people tend to use this as their "private time" and masturbate in the shower.

Since they are so often found in military showers and bathrooms they have been dubbed "battle jellies."
"Dude stop jerking in the damn shower! I stepped on your fucking battle jelly yesterday."
by roflcockter January 27, 2017
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battle of the classes

An extremely intense competition between all the grades in one high school. Events consist of an eating contest, scooter relays, tug of war, etc. The winner receives $2,500 for their class as well as extreme bragging rights.
Josh: You going to Battle of the Classes.
Sam: Duh- I love BOTC
by Rossgbell December 2, 2017
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Battle Engy

Battle Engies are Engineers from the game Team Fortress 2, who instead of defending, they place down mini sentries, and usually use the Shotgun And the Pistol.
jose.gonzales.2006: stop placing minis and using ur shotgun
Battle Engy: shut up
jose.gonzales.2006 has left the game. (disconnect by user.)
by NintenGunner June 5, 2018
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Battle Gayale

A group event where fully errect men swing their dicks in a battle to test their sexual integrity. The last boner standing is gay.
I think Sebastian is gay, there’s only one way to find out... I challenge you all to a Battle Gayale!
by MobyRick917 May 11, 2018
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Battle Ground Women

A women who is a thot that lives in battle ground. Never date one. They will block you on social media and get all her shithead friends to unfollow and block you too.
by Goat111 July 30, 2018
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Battle Ground Guys

Guys from Battle Ground who are usually douches, rapists, perverted, and really into hentai. A lot of them are also gay. They might sexually harass you ladies. Better watch out.
by Ugh Tripp’s August 2, 2018
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battleboinking

To fight playfully during a sexual encounter meaning to leave marks and bruises.
Joji' the queen of battleboinking! Just look at those bruises on that guy.
by icanconfirmagaintoday December 22, 2020
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