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Bailey

A curious but troublesome individual with a fucked up, but humorous view of life. He has a practical sense of humor as well as a surprising tolerance for pain. Enjoys the gym and has no nipples. A good analogy is punch first ask questions later. Fun fact, is the only human being who laughs whilst he is fighting. Commonly used phrase is, “Yoh, I’m going to fuck you up.” often followed by a cheeky chuckle. Just a heads up that the day he reads this is the day his brain grows larger than his nipples. He’s known for konking on one clite
Often used as a scapegoat. Eg “Oh my Fuck, Bailey!” When things go wrong blame it on Bailey.
by T-myster Botha February 25, 2019
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Amitai Bailey

wow thats really Amitai Bailey!
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Bailey

One who is into cuckolding or being a cuck. Gets pleasure from better men having sex with their significant other.
Linda is so hot. Gonna rail her brains out since her boyfriend is a total Bailey
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Bailey James

Sexy lad, all girls him, tends to have brown hair, a fat and long cock, with a bat watch like body
by BWJ big punisher November 23, 2021
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Bailey

She is a rainbow tortilla.tortilla on the outside rainbow on the inside
Bailey is my rainbow tortilla
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bailey

the type of guy to wake up on a sunday morning after an absolute skunk of night and instead of making himself a nice coffee, he packs a romper of a beug. afterwards he will look up into your eyes and stay play ball, the cunt is ready for anything. trust me hold on the bailey he will get you quality buds in any situation.
example 1:

bailey: hey boys im hungry, im gonna go have a beug.
example 2:
bailey: look man im just horny, pack me a beug and find me a four, i dont really have standards at this point.
example 3:
guy 1: who is the guy passed out in the bush?
guy2: dont worry man thats just bailey being bailey.
by legaliseroofies November 2, 2020
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bailey

bailey is cute
damn, that's a bailey
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