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Angie Baker

Fish
And

Stank

She lokey EMO asf..
Angie baker-Someone who goes to a school and smell like fish and stank.. She a flat pancake..
by Light house number 1@gmail September 19, 2019
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hey, its hannah. hannah baker.

Hey, it's Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your...whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. - There are only two. Rule number one: you listen. Number two: you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy. It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and I'll never know or will I? You see, in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes, and I left them with a trusted individual who, if this package doesn't make it through all of you, will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
Hey, its Hannah. Hannah Baker. That's right. Don't adjust your..whatever device you're hearing this on. It's me, live and in stereo. No return engagements, no encore, and this time, absolutely no requests. Get a snack. Settle in. Because I'm about to tell you the story of my life. More specifically, why my life ended. And if you're listening to this tape you're one of the reasons why. I'm not saying which tape brings you into the story. But fear not, if you received this lovely little box, your name will pop up. I promise. Anyway, the rules here are pretty simple. There are only two. Rule number one you listen Number two you pass it on. Hopefully, neither one will be easy It's not supposed to be easy, or I would have emailed you an MP3. When you're done listening to all 13 sides, because there are 13 sides to every story rewind the tapes, put them back in the box, and pass them on to the next person. Oh and the box of tapes should have included a map. I'll be mentioning several spots around our beloved city. I can't force you to visit them, but if you'd like a little more insight, head for the stars. Or you know, just throw away the map and Ill never know or will I You see in case you're tempted to break the rules, understand I did make a copy of these tapes and I left them with a trusted individual who if this package doesnt make it through all of you will release these copies in a very public manner. This was not a spur of the moment decision.
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Baker

One who eats nothing except Hamburgers, French Fries, and Dorittos.
That guy is going to die from malnutrition because he is a total Baker.
by floyd barber May 14, 2011
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bakerite

A bakerite , specifically, is the follower of a prominent JFK assassination researcher who makes wild claims about having a sexual affair with Lee Harvey Oswald and plotting with him to kill Castro. But, in general, a bakerite is a very gullible person who falls behind a charismatic leader with cultish devotion.
Those Jim Jones people who drank the Kool-aid were like bakerites.
by Grounded5 March 27, 2015
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backroom

the place in the back of a building where you go to fuck someone or where you get raped
christie did a threesome in the backroom at a party on new year's eve.
by kathryyeen April 4, 2009
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bakering

N; having sex while playing halo 3 (girl must take clothes off)
dude sorry i couldn't IM i was bakering
by Cooper Johnason April 1, 2009
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bacteria

Tiny beings that you live with.
I live with a bunch of bacteria
I sleep with them too...
by Soap with Pancakes May 23, 2018
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