Bryan

A Bryan is a type of guy who simps over one girl for too long that turns into obsession and stalker traits.

You: hey you remember my ex, Bryan?
Other: oh yeah the one that simps over you?
You: yeah im pretty sure he’s stalking me.

by StateFarmIsThere November 20, 2023

A Jacob Bryan Friendship

In the case of a Jacob and Bryan relationship, theirs is a friendship that evolved through shared struggles and vulnerabilities. Both grappling with their own battles, they found solace and understanding in each other's company. Bryan's challenges with addiction to drugs and gambling brought them together in a unique way. Jacob, empathetic and compassionate, stepped in reluctantly at first but eventually became Bryan's confidant and pillar of support. Met as strangers, when Jacob filmed Bryan publicly matserbating to the book Mein Kampf. Bryan begged as Jacob to delete the footage, Jacob made him somewhat of a sex slave until Bryan also offered to pay 50% of his wages for life. After realising they pleasure eachother they became best of friends. Within the complexities of their relationship, there existed a deeper connection that surpassed the boundaries of a purely platonic friendship. It was a bond built on shared pain, empathy, and understanding, fostering a closeness that transcended societal norms. Their journey together, though marked by turmoil, was a testament to the depth of human connections amidst adversity and the healing power of genuine companionship. It is important to note in a Jacob Bryan friendship the Jacob often has a huge cock.

Uzair: Wow Amy we have such a close friendship
Mueed: Yea but you never caught me masterbating to Hitlers work :(
Uzair: We do not have a Jacob Bryan friendship
Mueed: True, both our cocks are small

by liljjblingbling December 19, 2023

Bryan

The most Racist human being behind Adolf Hitler

Nigga #1: Hey I think Jamal is the most racist
Nigga #2: nah its Bryan

by 1Unknownkaioshin December 27, 2023

Bryan Gonzales

i miss bryan he’s so cute

i miss bryan gonzales

by Obamaohanna December 29, 2023

james bryan

Handsome mechanic but sean kannery is more handsome from head to feet.

James bryan is broken hearted from alfie.

by Aegon doggo03 December 30, 2023

Bryan

One of the finest niggas you could ever know, and literally an obsession.

Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile

That boy is so pretty. I bet his name is Bryan

by Unknownl0verr 🤭 April 11, 2023

Bryan

Someone who can’t find love,bryan has tryed but can’t, he talks to the girl he loves but she just doesn’t feel the same she says she’s not ready and needs time, so all he can do is wait,he is depressed of everything, he falls asleep in class and always listening to some time of music, getting asked if he’s ok eveyday

Are you ok Bryan? She said

I’m sorry I’m not

ready for a relationship yet Bryan

by Waves7596 April 18, 2023