Branding

Smacking your dick on a girls ass until you leave a mark of your dick on the cheek.

“Oh hi son, I was just branding your mother.”

by Hunter9075 October 30, 2018

Brande

Brande is someone who loves their privacy and needs there space if you ever cross a Brande it’s up and it’s stuck forever . They have a money fetish and are allergic to bullshit . Most Brande’s are caring and always there if you reach out to them first . They can be labeled as crazy when pushed to that point otherwise they are very cool, calm and collective people. They may be the most attractive out of their friends .

Him: That Brande is so energetic and silly !
Her: Yeah, thats my Brande.

by Darius tagidale March 27, 2024

Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

Lollipop brand

A word used to call somebody a dum dum. Or an idiot.

Your a lollipop brand

by Trauma Llama Drama Kids May 13, 2020

What brand is your microwave?

A question guys ask girls over text when the conversation is drying out.

boy: "that's crazyy"
girl: "ikr"
boy" so uh what brand is your microwave?"

by alextheog March 12, 2025

Brand-Devo

When a company/brand does something to make itself look bad, thereby soiling its image. So named for the popular 80's band Devo, or de-evolution.

"That companies association with Wal-Mart caused some serious brand-devo."

by toandfro December 7, 2007

double branding

Double branding is when Izzy Perry and some other sluts (including Phoebe Densombe) and Mia Cronin kick boys in the nuts for wearing different type of brands at the same time except Phoebe Densombe she is just a gold digger who makes up shit and wants presents all the time

"Your double branding nuts or a slap"

"Shit"

by The savage boy January 4, 2018