Tomato Boat

A woman who has begun her menstral cycle, e.g. period.

It was our 10th anniversary tonight and Tammy had to go on the Tomato Boat.

by mixman65 July 20, 2008

Little Lady in the boat

Also known as the female clitorus, it's metaphorically equivalent to a frightened lady in a sea vessel of some sort. The shape of a boat shares a distinct similarity to that of a cooter. When the little lady stands up in the boat that is when the female clitorus is excited and this often brings about an orgasm.

"I tried for hours, rocking the boat about, back and forth, but I couldn't get the little lady in the boat to stand erect."

by Cooterscooter January 13, 2009

bloatum

Fluid filling the balls of the ideal woman.

I want to describe for you my Ideal Woman. My Ideal Woman has slim hips, powerful thighs, sinewy calves, a narrow waist, a flat stomach with taut lines of muscle, a broad, powerful chest, wide shoulders, bulging biceps, jack-hammer-like forearms, a bull-like neck, and a drooping, veined pecker with a livid, velvety fire-helmet top — an opalescent drop of pre-cum winking at the droop-lipped meatus slit — and two pendulous balls heavy with hot bloatum. Call me a dreamer, if you will, but I believe my Ideal Woman is out there, somewhere, and I’m not going to stop looking until I find her.

by J.Shorten May 15, 2008

Bloativated

Adj. The need to work out or get in shape due to a real or perceived feeling of fatness. Usually triggered by clothes that don't fit, a higher-than-expected scale reading or a comment.

Also can be used as a verb, to bloativate.

When I couldn't button my jeans, I immediately was bloativated.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009

bloativate

verb. to cause a feeling of bloativation, i.e. to inspire someone to feel fat and hence the need to get in shape.

When he asked if I was pregnant, it totally bloativated me.

by Ddorfjt July 25, 2009

Bloaty McFloaty

Abdominal portrusion (bloating) so much that you resemble that of a floating balloon.

Female (general) cause: That 'time of the month'.

Male (general) cause: Too much donuts and beer.

"Stay clear guys..my mom's a 'Bloaty McFloaty' today".

"If I only knew 20 years ago my hubby would go from 'class jock' to 'Bloaty McFloaty'!"

"Whudup Bloaty McFloaty!"

"Bloaty McFloaty is in the house!"

by heartley99 April 30, 2010

Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

by brad the nuke July 1, 2011