Autoism

When people discriminate against the type of car you drive.

"Hey bro, see that guy pulling up in his pimp truck. Better call the condo association president to tow it." Trucks don't beong in our condo, because even though we think it's the Ritz...newsflash...it's NOT, that is AUTOISM!

by KrisJohn4Eva September 1, 2013

autistry

Art produced by autistic people.

The Autistry convention was right next to my hotel. I could hear screeching all day.

by William Dickspeare August 7, 2017

autasmic

A mash up of the words "autistic" and "orgasmic" often used to explain when something is so visually pleasing it leaves you dumbfounded and feeling better than when you orgasm.

Also used when something looks really dumb, but has an appealing aesthetic to a specific crowd.

Wow bro that picture was autasmic!

Did you see Kelly the other day? She was looking autasmic in that dress.

by encrypted April 11, 2017

Autisten Magnus

Autisten Magnus is a person in ninth grade on Dronninglund Efterskole, who has autism on a higher lvl than anybody else on the school.

Fuck du er en autist Magnus!
Autisten Magnus : "Ja, det ved jeg godt, men ikke ligeså stor en autist som Lauritz!"

by Lauritz Jund March 20, 2018

Autistic Girl Autumn

An alternative to No Simp September, where instead of Not Simping, you celebrate cute autistic girls.

Guy 1 "Wow, I love Fiona, she dances so awkwardly"
Guy 2: "What are you doing dude. it's No Simp September."
Guy 1: "No, it's Autistic Girl Autumn."

by Autism is My SuperPower September 9, 2021

Autismo

An Autismo is the prime of a group of autistic white males, usually found in their natural habitats like the special ed center and the back of the supermarket consuming crayons. The Autismos usually lead the pack and make the decisions, like what light-up sketchers to wear and what fingernails to bite. They often have tribal wars with the downsyndromics, in which they throw feces at each other. To know if a new born child is an Autismo, when they come out, they will be holding an orange fidget spinner. They pray to the great god, Mike Wazowski, who is the lord of all memes.

1: Dude, that kid there is a real Autismo!
2: I know right!

by WayhiTheMemelord August 30, 2017

pickup autist

A play on the word "pickup artist", incorporating the popular slang term Autist. A neck beard, fedora wearer, or any other socially awkward forever-alone type that somehow fancies themselves to be very good with women. Usually using words like "m'lady" and other chivalrous vocabulary pulled from a thesaurus to work their magic. They often lash out at women when this fails, evolving into mras.

That huge guy just asked me if I'd "fancy a drink". I think I found a real pickup autist.

by adman86 June 19, 2014