ass hat

a tattoo across the lower back. Also known as a tramp stamp. Name comes from tattoo resting on top of ass like hat.

"Did you see her new tattoo?"
"Oh yeah, she got an ass hat that said her boyfriend's name."

by ksplice August 1, 2009

Ass Hat

a person who is so insanely stupid that they could wear their ass for a hat and not be questioned for it.

Hey bro look at that kid with the Yu-Gi-Oh backpack, he's such an Ass Hat.

by The Asshat man November 18, 2010

Ass-hat

Ass-hat.

Derogatory term used when someone is being an ass only in the short term and is normally an ok person.

Oh for fuck's sake dave, your being an ass-hat

by bigdave99 January 16, 2011

ass hat

an ass hat is someone who doesnt know any thing but talks like they know everything

that ass hat wont shut up

by dirtyd420420 March 16, 2010

asshatting

To place one's ass upon another person's head. This is usually used when aggravated, or when one is being an asshat, hence the name. Verb: to asshat.

Person 1: "John just spilled my drink!"

Person 2: "What are you gonna do about it?"

Person 1: "Give him a good asshatting?"

by munleymunleyandcartwright November 4, 2012

asscatapult

When your taking a deuce and you launch terds out of your rectum at such a high velocity, that the water hits your butt cheeks.

So, I was pillaging my toilet yesterday and then I brought in the asscatapult to finish the job.

by Steve Viola November 3, 2008

asshalf

A exceedingly stupid or obnoxous person. An idiot. A walking life support system for a vagina.

You are an asshalf, it takes two of you to make and asshole.

by ass troll February 20, 2009