assburger

An individual who has no awareness of his/her surroundings

Jim is such a clumsy assburger, he tripped up and nearly broke my $5000 TV!

by molecule March 7, 2004

asscunt

A woman who is an ass as well as a cunt.

That girl I fucked last night was a total asscunt, She did't even let me donkey punch her.

by conebone911 October 14, 2011

Assault weapon

*A gun that primarily kills cops and small orphans.
*it has many evil features, such as: a pistol grip and barrel shroud that give it super accurate spray-fire from the hip.
*it has high bullet capacity clip that can spray-fire continually for over 30 seconds.
*its bullets can go through multiple layers of body armor, and does over 12 times the damage of hunting rifles.
*it can be easily concealed in clothing (do to its folding stock).
*it has a flash hider that makes the user invisible.
*and are available to anyone.

1 in 5 police are killed with Assault weapons.

by savage493 April 3, 2011

assbucket

a bucket of ass

"his assbucket looked like aaron

by da poopie February 17, 2003

Assbuster

1.) Doing something that requires more work than one can handle, i.e. "bustin' ass"

2.) When one sits on a sharp or pointy object and gets their ass injured

That was a real assbuster

by WhoCares22 April 20, 2011

assbumbling

A series of unsuccessful attempts at rear entry ending in guilt, shame and dirty sheets.

"Frank I think you better stop that assbumbling and turn me over. The chocolate starfish just isn't hungry tonight."

by Pinky-and-the-brain January 2, 2008

assburg

The thing your penis runs into while having sex with a lady or fella (hey, love wins...deal with it) and your partner hasn't dropped a deuce yet. It's like the Titanic but stinkier and with more poo.

Full speed ahead ensign. Captain this is a treacherous tunnel, many a skin boat have been sunk by Tina/Tom's assburgs!

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by Danimal1111 April 3, 2016