Anal Monday

It's the end of the weekend and the begining of a long redundant week, a reminder that Mondays are a pain in the ass

Or the one day of the week you will let your boyfriend act out his one fantasy

Girl1-Mondays are a pain in the ass
Girl2-That's why I call them Anal Monday

by Bouvier89 January 3, 2010

Anal gape

When u take to many peckers in the asswhole

Ron : billie fucked jane in the butt last night but he realized she had a huge anal gape.

Rick: that's narley

by GGlad February 2, 2021

Anal Jihad

The act of rough and highly inspired anal sex.

"I took that person from the bar home last night and launched an Anal Jihad on their asshole for 5 hours"

by Jolly Judd January 29, 2009

the joy of anal

there are many ways to go about anal. there's:

hittin the shit
tappin the crap
poundin the brown
tool in the stool
humpin the rump
nudgin the fudge
fun in the buns
loosen the caboose
willy in her nilly
goo in the poo
what what in the butt
grindin the behind
floodin the mud
cock in the sock
fruity in the booty
nailin the tail
horn in the corn
rocket in the chocolate
cum in the bum
skeet in her seat
soup in the poop
blastin her ass
spank her with your wanker
pole in the hole
gush in the tush
gung ho in the bunghole
gunk in the trunk
peek in the cheeks
reckin the rectum
pattin the scat
spewage in her sewage
herdin her turds
dong in the wrong
spurt in the hurt
mining the hiney
fuckin the muck
snu-snu in the poo-poo
bumpin the dump
sink in the stink
cack in the crack
hung in her dung
tryin the pipes
screwin the doo
peer in the rear
partin a fart
shapin the gape
heinous with her anus

the joy of anal

by vinny tests the birdie December 20, 2009

anal retentive

A term used to refer to a person who feels a need to be in control of all aspects of his or her surroundings. Or, in other words, an anal retentive person "can't let go of shit."

My anal retentive parents won't let me leave the house without leaving them with an address, name, and phone number for my destination.

by Jonathan May 8, 2004

anal beads

You put them in your ass then PULL THEM OUT to feel good. You don't get much from just having beads up there.

Yank my anal bead, bitch.

by Bobby Ray March 11, 2003

anal afro

an afro of the anal variety. basically a large amount of hair near the anus.

woah check out your anal afro

by cunkcore August 10, 2005