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Oscar Alvarez

The cutest boy in the whole world and he’s also the best boyfriend in the world. He’s the best thing that could ever happen to you , if you know him you should be lucky to have have him in your life. He’s so caring, funny, sweet, kind, thoughtful, genuine, goofy, Athletic and so handsome.
by Jsjajsklaisbsn October 27, 2019
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Johnathan Alvarez

A very cool person that likes playing hexanaut.io on coolmathgames.com also he licks up dominick Rojas's cum stain
did you know that Johnathan Alvarez fucked dominick and licked up his cum??!!
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by I.bully.zoophiles.forfun April 21, 2022
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Armando Alvarado

The type of guy that is that guy pal, has a really average shlong with about 2 nanometers on that thing. Probably the sexiest man you will ever meet in your life, might be diagnosed with erectile dysfunction from seeing him for 2 seconds
Armando Alvarado: Hey hows your day going ther-
other guy: *faints*
by Limp Rick November 1, 2022
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Julio Vega Alvarez

A person who is retarted and walks like he big dog
Yo you are a Julio Vega Alvarez

O no pero no es por na pero le metimos
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Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.
Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.
by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013
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algARGHithms!

algorithm: a precise step-by-step plan for a computational procedure that possibly begins with an input value and yields an output value in a finite number of steps.

argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.

algARGHithms!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about algorithms.
"algARGHithms!" - says a pirate
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Alarm Cock

The act of purposefully waking up an unsuspecting guest by slapping your genitalia on your chest. Enacted through a "tick cock" metronome like fashion. Otherwise to rouse a partner from their slumber by doing the same thing or prodding them if aforementioned tactic does not accomplish stirring the person awake.

Not to be confused with tea bagging or mushroom printing however sometimes combined. However if you are alone an alarm clock can be denoted through morning wood.
Victim: "why are you slapping your penis on your chest? It's too early for this!"
Perpetrator: "I'm sorry your forgot to set your alarm cock"

"I woke up this morning with a stiffy. It served as an alarm cock"
by Feral Man August 3, 2014
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