Alan’brain is broken because of all the weed he smokes daily
He is polygamy
He had a lot of heartbreak history
But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
He is polygamy
He had a lot of heartbreak history
But now he zoom on the girls en instagram , his brain is 100% active on that and girls like that
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Get the Alan mug.The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Alan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.
Person 1: You know that guy who is really good at guitar and volunteers at the animal shelter?
Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.
Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
Person 2: Oh him? Yeah, his name is Alan.
Person 1: Really? No surprise there :)
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A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
A very cool, smart , trust worthy, tall , cute and shy person
He’s one of the best people and you can trust on him.
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Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan defines the saying those in pain cause pain.
Alan’s words and action often do not align. Alan can be friend as long as you have no expectations.
Don’t ask too many questions or hold an Alan accountable this may result in a meltdown of epic proportions .
Alan will never admit wrongdoing , or apologies and will defend all actions no matter how obviously inappropriate .
Alan is always the victim no matter how much harm he has caused. This has made Alan many enemies . If you don’t want to be one, just play along.
I know this because I am Alan
Alan can be very unpredictable .
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