AIDS

The reason why the the pool is closed.

Habbo fag: Dude let me through!
anon: Pool's closed due to AIDS!

by Kaido January 14, 2008

AIDS Charger

The computer charger that belongs to a certain person in a school or workplace that always lends it to someone because no one else brings their own. It has gone around so many computers, that its has brought upon itself a form of AIDS.

Hey man, can i borrow you charger?

Ok, but is an AIDS charger.

Dude.....it's a charger

by juntandstuff December 20, 2010

aidscannon

the penis of a man with aids. when the man ejaculates, the aids laden semen shoots out, like a cannonball from a cannon, hence, aidscannon

Freddie Mercuries penis is an aidscannon

by aidscannon January 8, 2013

Aidser

More aids than the normal amount found in your average hooker

Who has more aids; a slut who just contracted it or a slut who has had it for three months? The slut who has had it for three months is aidser.

by backpackone October 8, 2015

AIDS

/ādz/
noun
a disease in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy.

Elizabeth "Toby" De Santiago The 3rd gives me hella AIDS fam.

by ShinobiMane March 23, 2017

Aids Mobile

An Aids Mobile is a person who decides to walk into ones life and leave them crippled and sickly. Simply by entering a room, an Aids Mobile will bring in quantities of negative energy and instantly decrease the quality of ones day and overall mood.

Girl 1: "Oh god, who invited Amanda to this party?"
Girl 2 "Nobody, that Aids Mobile invited herself, we should go before this party gets any worse.."

by reillywidwid March 22, 2019

Aids

Gossip that makes you immensely cringe. (Gives you aids)

Bro someone told me that Emily likes James, that gave me the biggest Aids.

by Ka chow 5569 August 5, 2019