Weed Tease

One who promises, or insinuates that one will provide or assist in the smoking of marijuana, yet fails to do so.

That red-haired weasel Lanning is such a weed tease. At least I got that Youtube Money!!!

by Strauss gets DP'd April 12, 2011

Convo Tease

Someone who gives you bits and pieces of a conversation/ story over a long period of time, specifically during a conversation over texting, bbm or any other electronic form of conversating with someone.

Person A (Convo Tease): "Hey so I started some drama tonight!"

Person B: What Happened?

10 minutes pass...

Person A: I upset a girl who is close to my friend."

Person B: OK... What Did you do?"

10 mins pass...

Person A: "Can't talk about it right now I'll call you later."

Person B: "Ok ConvoTease! Thanks for piecing the puzzle together!"

by TheGirlWhoGoesQui April 28, 2011

ASSHOLE TEASING

It's another person that knows the SEX AD you are running as they are desperate to performing ANALINGUS on you such that they ask for a picture of your BELLY.

Come on TED you would not be here as if it wasn't for the BELLY as come over and let me FRENCH KISS YOUR ASS as please stop this back and forth e-mail ASSHOLE TEASING by sending a video of YOUR ASSHOLE as get your ASS over here, PLEAAASE!!!!

by PRIME ASSHOLE April 4, 2021

Teasing my holes

When a male rubs his dick around the vaginal holes, teasing u

Oml stop teasing my holes

by Ok three times👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾 September 29, 2017

Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019

I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No

A lyric made from butchered English sung by Subin and Serri in the 2012 song Hit U by Dal☆Shabet.

Teenage girl: "I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No!!!"

Braindead YT Shorts Toddler: "Damn is 😂🎉"

by thetorofangirl November 25, 2025

Tease

When someone (a guy or a girl) purposely turns you on, even if they have no intention to go further and/or give you what you want/need.

Sam sent a picture of him shirtless, but when she asked for more, he said he was doing No Nut November and that it was a bad idea. Sam is a tease. Don’t be like Sam.

by Xoxogosssipgurl November 11, 2019