smelly kumquat

When a female fart travels from back to front, but you had sex that day so when you farted you push some juice out that ends up bubbling up and getting your underwear wet

I farted on the couch after getting cream pied by my husband and ended up with a smelly kumquat.

by Diaries of my dirty sister November 29, 2023

smelly

hairy twats that rly need washed

ethan bells smell is so bad it cant be beat (like his meat because he aint got nuthin there) ethan belly has a bad smelly

by pussy head December 4, 2019

Smelly-Bonjellie

A synonym for annoying/mean, usually said as a joke.
The name came from Bonjela, a blister cream that smelled very bad

James is such a Smelly-Bonjellie

by ToppatToasty January 6, 2025

Smelly tra coney

A smelly coon named tra coney

Jilone Daileys pussy stanks like smelly tra coney

by Tra coney August 14, 2018

Smelly Gumbo Pot

The act of one shitting profusely in a gumbo pot after a long drive back from town.

"Dad why does the gumbo pot stink so bad"
"Because I had the bubble guts"
"So your the one who laid the hammer on that Smelly Gumbo Pot?"

by Ethyn_Bordelon69420 April 26, 2024

Smelly ho

A woman that has had too many sexual encounters

Becky is a smelly ho she has slept with the whole high school band.

by Super Clark January 6, 2019

Smelly Cod

Taking a shit in a toilet, and taking your rock solid dick and dipping in the shit.

Shaun: "Hey Mike have you ever tried the smelly cod?"
Mike: "Never what's it like?"
Shaun: "Pretty decent just make sure it not all goopy and the smell isn't that bad."

by Rissionary Ticehurst March 13, 2025