by shotatcommand November 20, 2008
Unentered vagina, virgin pussy, muff that has never been descended upon, uncharted territory, uneaten pie.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
One must have utmost respect for the mystery-muff and only go diving if he wishes to partake in the activities of it for at least another week, seeing as though the availability of such is diminished in urban society.
When demystified you will know as it bleeds for short periods of time, perhaps half a day, and is a mystery to men no longer.
Still classified as mystery no matter what amount of diving one is involved in.
Sometimes used by ho bags to try and convince people to engage them without the use of disinfectant. (see: ho bag)
Sometimes one may refer to the virgin herself as mystery muff.
by ObWan July 29, 2010
little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
by Cap'n Positive January 08, 2012
A vagina that is very loose and is equally as disgusting. In fact a sloppy muff is so bad it may resemble a bag of mince meat that has been punched multiple times and then been deficated upon by a pack of wild horses.
by immaslapahoe December 28, 2016
by Jaryl Haymen April 02, 2019
(Noun)
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
Feminine equivalent of "sausage fest". Used when the female to male ratio tips heavily to the former in a given area, setting, or environment. Alternative to "clam bake"," fish fry" and "taco night".
by Reginald Cartwright III August 11, 2015
Totally a dyke term.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
Someone who monsters the muff .
Definitely not something you’d want to be called in passing.
by Penni234 March 11, 2018