goober glove

a glove that consists of male semen and webs from finger to finger.

after splugerin, i smacked my girl with a goober glove.

by freakoswa February 25, 2011

Goofy Goober

When you get pulled over at 9 in the morning on a saturday with meth in your car

“Dawg i just got arrested for possession of meth” “Man, you’re such a goofy goober”

by goofygoober6942069 March 11, 2023

Gooberating

Gooberating (To be Gooberated, To Gooberate, To Goob, To be Goobing) is used to describe a certain level of high. Specifically used to describe the ultimate level of being high.

"I may or may not be Gooberating."
"Bro I'm so fucking Gooberated."
"I'm trying to Gooberate tonight."
"Bro I'm about to Goob."
"You're actually Goobing."

by BigC_ May 5, 2024

Goober

A describing word for someone who is dumb, or a goof.

Reece your late to class you goober.

by Sour Hayden May 25, 2021

Goofy Goober

Someone who is squishy, yellow, short, a moron, and has holes more than 2, take a chance ;)

Buford: Now that is a real Goofy Goober.
Guy: Look at how many holes..

by passionate arson September 25, 2021

Goober

A word used to describe a lame or a L person

The person who denied this last time is a GOOBER

by YRGkami January 21, 2021

Silly goober

Silly goober when a person is a silly goober and mischievous

Person: “Hey limi are you silly goober”

limi: “Yes i am a silly goober :3”

by Iluvshimazaki January 20, 2024