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Bi-Winning

Bi-Winning is a condition that to date only affects one 'Human' being in the world. A man named Charlie Sheen.The condition causes the 'Victim' to experience a case of multiple disorganized success syndrome which leaves the patient in a state of self sustained success that eventually explodes in supernova of such gnarly proportions that the media gathers like vultures to bathe in the embers of the fallen 'winner'. This can lead to an emotional state known as winning paralysis where by which the ex-winner consistently utters the phrase:"Winning". In the last days of the 'winner' they suffer what could be considered the white dwarf phase of their eventual death, crumbling from the red giant stage into the white dwarf, cowering in the void until they seemly fade into anonymity with whisper."Winning!"
"I win a little here, I win a little there, I'm Bi-winning"
"I will love you like the flames of a thousand suns"
"Betty is now in another dimension"
"I'm a warlock"
"If she doesn't know how to spell her own name then she loses Bye,Bye!!!"
Need I go on?....
by P*A*B*O March 26, 2011
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bi-winning

winning here, winning there, winning everywhere. absolute/epic winning. coined by Charlie Sheen in march 2011.
interviewer: "are you bipolar?"
Charlie Sheen: "i'm bi-winning!"
by HKpeterNec March 27, 2011
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bi-knockers

Binoculars or other viewing devices used to ogle fine young boobies.
The druncles were using the bi-knockers to see some nice titties at Log Bay Day.
by JCROCKS August 27, 2008
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bi-handle

the act of being able to write and handle things with both hands.
kailán: So are you right handed or left handed ?

Lorenzo: Im bi-handle .. I write with my left and eat with my right.
by runthaaaat July 2, 2009
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bi-standards

Asshole: Yo, that bi chick would do any guy or girl!
Guy: Naw man, she has bi-standards
Asshole: what does that mean?
Guy: fuck you!
by funkti0n June 5, 2014
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Bi-chydrohydrobeaker

A Bi-chydrohydrobeaker, discovered during "conversational research" between the Olenocinova and Patton Partnership in April 2010, is an organic compound with the general formula Ni(Na+An)Dy, that is, consists only of carbon, hydrogen and beakers, the last two in the 2:1 atom ratio.

The term is most commonly used in "Irish-Slovak" Speech in reference to nutrition.

Bi-chydrohydrobeakers perform numerous roles in living things. It is especially important to eat them before running a Marathon.

This compound is often confused with the similar 'Carbohydrate' which despite their likeness in molecular structure, they differ in that the Bi-chydrohydrobeakers are just better because Nina says so.
"Make sure you eat plenty of Bi-chydrohydrobeakers before you run that Marathon."

"Those Bi-chydrohydrobeakers will make you big and strong."
by NiOlAnPa April 29, 2010
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bi-technical

To be technically savvy in more then one field of engineering. To be able to swing between two groups and to take things head on.
Jason Graham is bi-technical because he works in basemap and survey.
by leon206 May 6, 2009
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