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Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.
Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones
by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019
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travis short

Travis Short he is a very charming guys usaully a light brown skin he know how to give it to a girl trust me he can go down and not come up.
Girl1: have you seen the new kid at school Travis Short
girl:2 yeah apparently hes really good at everything
girl:1 yeah i heard that too
hes really hot and has light brown skin and he can treat the booty
by Pussy smasher6969 March 3, 2018
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Short Roped

The act of being drawn in to a horrible circumstance without any warning or preparation.
"Once I was served a summons at a friends wedding to appear court, I realized that I have been short roped!
by beebob40 November 11, 2009
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9-short

by gLu bOy June 7, 2018
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Purple shorts

When a limp penis is inside an ass or vagina and then gets erect with such girth that is causes bruising to legs, thighs and ass resembling purple shorts
I just gave that girl purple shorts.
by Joekerzwild December 8, 2017
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Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.
That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.
by Elwipfo July 28, 2018
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Shorts taker

Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.
Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”
by lilyd551 December 17, 2020
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