Squealin' a fatty

Taking a comically large dump.

I ate too much Chinese. I'm going to be squealin' a fatty here in a few minutes.

by Gregdoom May 12, 2016

Fatty Tatties

Fat people with lots of tattoes

Did you see all the fatty tatties at McDonalds?

by wallaby44 November 11, 2015

Fatty Gay

The definition of Kieran Brooks

Person 1: hey kieran
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: You're Fatty Gay

by A non e mooose October 22, 2020

Fatty Pack

A fanny pack for your hat. A small stash bag that wraps around the back of open back hats (e.g. snapback, strap back, velcro back, etc.)

1. I have a $20 Bill in my fatty pack incase we need cash on the beach.
2. I have our house key in my fatty pack.

by L-Horny July 3, 2023

crank a fatty

Basically, jerking off. Also known as masterbation, meat-beating, whacking off, rubbing it out, etc.

"U seen Joey?" Yea, I think he's in the bedroom tryna crank a fatty

by Sneakysithguy February 26, 2021

Fatty crease

fat person

That fatty crease is a Sophie

by Peak times January 30, 2020

Fatty Mucktub

A Big old heifer you might see smashing hooch in the club. The kind of person you know that stinks when they get home after 45 bottles of hooch and scranning kebabs like the worlds ending.

Dave: Ere green I dare you to go pull that fatty mucktub propping up the bar
Green: Just call me Ishmael cos I'm going in!
Dave: Yeh the boys (Throws up Hang Loose Gesture)

by BurntHampton November 14, 2018