Callum

Absolute king, DBZ fan you has the most incredible toes you'll ever see. If your name starts with a consonant Callum probably doesn't like you (unless your name is kaiden). Callum is awful at dancing and has crushes on girls whos name start with G. Callum is best friends with Euan and Kaiden.

Damn there's callum
He's such an awesome DBZ fan

by Bobby Malone the 3rd August 30, 2022

Callum

Dirty because he wanks 5 times a day and fucks teddy’s bears

Callum is too funny

by If your name is Kieron 🤤 May 21, 2020

Callum

A teenage boy who obsessed over the morrisey, Courtney love and other problematic figures

Hey did you here he supports Kanye, such a callum

by Masculine turtle girl February 05, 2024

Callum

Hippopotamus

Callum is a hippopotamus fat animal that eats shit

by Callum hater April 25, 2020

Callum

little chubby ginger cunt

are you a callum?

by saltytoaster December 23, 2019

Callum

Short guy that plays games and makes Youtube videos at school. In fact, he is sitting next to me uploading a Youtube video right now. Weirdo.

Stop playing games in class Callum!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Callum

Just gay I am not going to go on a 5 paragraph explanation but he is just gay it simple and eats dick cheese this is all fact

Idk man seems kinda Callum

by Penrbrhr October 19, 2020