A large or constipated stool that requires leaning forward and slapping the front of the toilet bowl as a compensatory measure to expel the aforementioned stool. May be accompanied by the tapping of the feet, heavy breathing, sharp pains and an internal promise to eat less and drink more water.
Too much heavy holiday food has made for some excruciating trips to the restroom. Last nights turd was a real bowl slapper. I needed the handicap rails for extra grip.
by BMc68 December 21, 2020
Get the bowl slappermug. I can't wait to get my bowl of Sprague this morning.
I'm so hungry Steve, you wanna come and get a bowl of Sprague with me.
I'm so hungry Steve, you wanna come and get a bowl of Sprague with me.
by shutermcgavin February 6, 2021
Get the Bowl of Spraguemug. Gai ass dodo head if your girl see him they die right away if u see dis dude u better go home cuz he gai and u stupid yeyueyeye my pepep is looong sike
Man I’m having a beautiful day nothing bad can possibly happ-*yeroen bowl apears* bruh my whole existence is ruined bruhhhhhhhbbbh
by Shrek scary facts December 21, 2019
Get the Yeroen bowlmug. by Steve Stephalonavich February 18, 2013
Get the Manute Bowlmug. by iSmexi November 26, 2011
Get the Yoshi Bowlmug. by J-Dub and Tizzat March 6, 2010
Get the sneak bowlmug. Kevin: “Hey Dan, How are ya?”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
Dan: “Excellent! Just ate 3 fish tacos and I’m ready to Blast The Bowl!”
Kevin: “You’re fucked man.”
by Kindgenius August 30, 2020
Get the Blast The Bowlmug.