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The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.
I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.
by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012
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Blumpkin Surprise

When a person uses a bathroom stall glory hole, while positioning themselves just right so they can defecate into the toilet next to them while recieving favors through said glory hole.
John walked into the stall with the sole intention of a number two, but the inviting voice from the other side of the stall's glory hole was too much for him, and he found himself caught in the midst of a blumpkin surprise.
by Kilroywashere March 7, 2011
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Boston Blumpkin

When your girl is giving you head on the toilet, then when you are about to nut. You stand up and bend her over while nutting in or on her asshole. Leaving it looking like a boston cream donut.
Damn! That ass looking cute! Only thing missing is a Boston Blumpkin
by MoonMan6969 October 30, 2019
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Blumpkin Spoogester

A male defecating while simultaneously receiving genital stimulation to the point of climax. The presence of spooge is important.
The only time I had a blumpkin spoogester was during college when a wild-eyed sophomore mounted me on the toilet. Cuming that way was a strange sensation. In fact, it is one that I will never forget, and I am nearing 90 years old.
by Lady de Minthe February 7, 2021
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Boobie Blumpkin

I love it when my wife lets me have a boobie blumpkin.
by Bigdicktony69 April 27, 2021
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Japanese Blumpkin

The act of receiving fellatio while one is dropping a deuce in a squat toilet.
That Thai lady boi gave Henry a Japanese Blumpkin….he didn’t even see her balls hanging as he pinched that massive loaf.
by Mexican Blumpkin August 20, 2022
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Lund Blumpkin

A variation of a blumpkin (receiving oral sex while pooping) where the recipient is pooping into a 5 gallon bucket.
After getting really drunk at Divers, she gave him a Lund blumpkin underneath his house.
by KromPecker February 14, 2022
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