Painis Cupcake

Painis Cupcake is a character based on the tf2 Soldier who is often used in tf2 shitposting.

¨I am Painis Cupcake... I will eat u¨

by Sum_YeetyPootisBirdLoooserBoi January 10, 2019

Mr. Cupcake

A censored way to say penis in public without people knowing your business.

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"So yesterday I brought this Fresh girl over to suck my Mr. Cupcake."

"My Mr.Cupcake is bigger than yours"

"Your I dont see your Mr.Cupcake"

"why is your Mr.Cupcake poking me!"

by epicfoodmemes February 16, 2012

to cupcake

the act of doing small gestures to gain someone's affection. can also be used to describe the pre-relationship stage you are in with someone.

the cupcake batter is being mixed, almost ready for the oven! All of the boys are trying to cupcake with me!

by beeklar November 25, 2009

Frosted Cupcake

frosted cupcake (n): the act of farting into ones hand then immediatly slapping someone in the face with said hand.

"Jesus Christ you need a Frosted Cupcake so goddamned badly it hurts..."

by Matt Fortune November 11, 2006

ugly cupcake

aka a muffin(:
extra sweet with a cherry on top;
or.. pistachios. yuckkk -_-

david archuleta loves ugly cupcakes, cause the pretty cupcakes are way too good looking for him :DDDD

by tamanthaxcupcake June 29, 2008

Connecticut Cupcake

The insertion of a chocolate cupcake into the grundle area while the female unit performs oral sex onto you. If you are a real Connecticut man, or if you think you are better than one, you will insert your man juices into it, and make both yourself and the partner eat it afterwards.

I gave Dylan's mom a Connecticut cupcake!!! It was sick!

by Alex Montez May 25, 2007

jexican cupcake facial

A person sits on their shoulders, ass up in the air, then place the said hostess cupcake (creme filled preferrably) onto their anus, and at this point you have 3 options. Affluent persons that can afford a fly swatter are to smite it upon the cupcake until its contents are inside of the anus, or, they can smack it with their hand if no such flyswatter is to be had. If you're good at this technique, you can achieve maximum skill if when you strike the cupcake, only its creme filled contents enter the rectum but not the bread and you hear a "pop" sound. Next, apply a dildo/vibrator/penis, spear it through, f to taste, then deep throat it until the cake remnants at the base reach their face. Conclude with a facial blast followed with a violent face rubbing for maximal pleasure. Stacking of cupcakes, sombrero, pancho, Yarmulke are optional.

"When he fell face first on the sidewalk, his friend screamed "Your face looks like a Jexican Cupcake Facial!"

by lidmaster27 July 23, 2007