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dick j

Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.
Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one
by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007
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J-land

Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
by GrayOne August 4, 2007
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J-maring

A person who steals hotel breakfast and eats it on the road.
"Hey look John is putting together a sandwich again while driving. He's J-Maring again."
by C Bra August 30, 2007
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The J Shaumberg

Passing fecal matter onto partners chest and dipping your male reproductive organ into the fecal, then inserting into partners mouth.
The J Shaumberg was Jorey and TJ's favorite thing to do during foreplay.
by Alyssa G January 27, 2008
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j max

hittin a joint while fucking a girl in the ass
by Jordan and Max August 2, 2008
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J Buda

Young Puerto Rican Rapper From Jersey

The Next Best Latin Rapper Next To Big Pun
J Buda's One Man Army Is Dope!
by Josefine The Man January 20, 2009
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standy j

A handjob performed while both parties are standing up.

The first known occurrence took place in Fulham, London during 2015 where the standy j was executed against the living room door to stop fellow housemates in the room. The standy j was finalised with the recipient catching his own nectar, thus keeping the carpet stain free
We were having a tickle fight and before I knew it, she stood me up and gave me a standy J.
by Alltalksubway March 5, 2020
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