A zonut is part of the Zoe laverne fandom. They will stick by your side but some are not that reliable. They are totally against bullying and lying.
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I.
interjection plural: greeting.
1. A greeting you can use to address one of your pals.
2. A greeting you can use to answer the phone.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty interjection:
-(phone rings, you answer): "Zoonty?"
II.
noun slang: vulgar.
1. An indecent, perverse person, place, situation or thing.
2. A stupid douche bag faggot.
3. The High School kid who takes the toilet paper he just whipped
his ass with and runs down the hallway, smearing it on the lockers.
He is a Zoonty.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty noun:
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama are both Zoonties."
III.
verb static object: descriptive/situational.
1. To epically fail.
2. To get owned at something you think you are good at.
3. To get completely fucked in a situation that was very, very unexpected.
4. To rip ass in a bitches face when she is doming you up. You just Zoontied
in a bitches face.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty verb:
-Your roommate catches you with a belt around your neck in the shower and gagging yourself with a sock while whacking off to Manga porn. You just got Zoontied.
IV.
adjective syntax: profane.
1. When you have/get something (such as the shit's, the munchies, herpes).
2. A substitute for any other vulgar curse word in the English language.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty adjective:
-You get sloppy drunk, pick up some "cougar" at the bar (who you later find out is a tranny), have anal with her/him; "it", get crabs (otherwise known as Zoonties), drive home on the wrong side of the road, get pulled over and get a DWZ (Driving While Zoontied).
I.
interjection plural: greeting.
1. A greeting you can use to address one of your pals.
2. A greeting you can use to answer the phone.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty interjection:
-(phone rings, you answer): "Zoonty?"
II.
noun slang: vulgar.
1. An indecent, perverse person, place, situation or thing.
2. A stupid douche bag faggot.
3. The High School kid who takes the toilet paper he just whipped
his ass with and runs down the hallway, smearing it on the lockers.
He is a Zoonty.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty noun:
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama are both Zoonties."
III.
verb static object: descriptive/situational.
1. To epically fail.
2. To get owned at something you think you are good at.
3. To get completely fucked in a situation that was very, very unexpected.
4. To rip ass in a bitches face when she is doming you up. You just Zoontied
in a bitches face.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty verb:
-Your roommate catches you with a belt around your neck in the shower and gagging yourself with a sock while whacking off to Manga porn. You just got Zoontied.
IV.
adjective syntax: profane.
1. When you have/get something (such as the shit's, the munchies, herpes).
2. A substitute for any other vulgar curse word in the English language.
Acceptable uses for Zoonty adjective:
-You get sloppy drunk, pick up some "cougar" at the bar (who you later find out is a tranny), have anal with her/him; "it", get crabs (otherwise known as Zoonties), drive home on the wrong side of the road, get pulled over and get a DWZ (Driving While Zoontied).
-"I think President elect Barak Obama will bring much needed change!"
-Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama zoonty's."
-Response: "I think you, and President elect Barak Obama zoonty's."
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Zonuts are dumb
by Fancygalisfancy June 21, 2019
Get the Zonuts mug.Zoe Laverne fans that are all 8 or 9 years old. Not one fan is over the age of 14 and that is a fact. They are a very toxic “fandom” and very rude. They tell people to kill themselves and are very racist. Thinking it is ok to say the n word because it is just a word when it is not. One”zonut” went as far to make their own bible for Zoe Laverne and said it was ok to say the n word which is just plain and simple dumb and not ok. They are a overrated fandom and need to be cancelled immediately. They are mainly white girls (American/Caucasian whatever.) They need to be banned from Tiktok. They are waste of food and water. (From byebitchc.com on TikTok)
by person with knowledge May 16, 2020
Get the zonuts mug.zonut’s age rage to 9-15. they stand up for each other and are the kindest fandom ever. zoe laverne pemberton, a 18 yr old girl born 3rd June 2001 is the owner of the fandom. she vaped, she cheated, she said the n word, people act like their perfect, cuz everyone has made a mistake before. the toxic or fake zonuts are the worst ones kinds. but us zonuts, we forgive zoe for everything she did, because she’s just so amazing!
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