Zortified

Someone who doesn’t give a single fuck.

“Wow, Bella Thorne looks so zortified today”

by Zortified October 21, 2022

Zootie

A sticker found around multiple cities in Oregon. Zootie is a blue space monkey who is also high as shit. Origins unknown

That guy looks like Zootie after he hit the blunt.

by bootieman December 9, 2022

Zooties

When a person start acting a fool after smoking weed

He got the zooties after he smoked that good za

by biltchass August 28, 2023

zootidni

To be so high your almost dead

Bro I got zootidni last night

by Pshenzojfjskxjfnhfjxjdn August 12, 2024

Zooting

The act of smoking marijuana whilst masturbating.

Zach! Zach! Are you Zooting or Edging?

by MrHe May 12, 2024

Zooting

A style of dance from a very long time ago, widely accepted to be in the range of the post-jurassic, pre-facebook era. Often performed with swing suits, funny shoes, and swanky headwear.

I convinced my buddies in this group text to go zooting.

by IslandStyle June 29, 2024

Zootie

There are 2 different meanings to “zootie” when used in the right context “zootie” can either mean gay or cool.

POV: your hb is doing something gay, “Nahhhh what r you doinggg you madd ZOOTIE”

POV: your gf giving spits, “nahhhh you zootie ts fire”

by Dave314 February 8, 2025