Zoom zooms and wam wams

The other things you get end up buying at the store when you only went to get one thing.

I sent billy to the store for milk and he came back with a bunch of zoom zooms and wam wams.

by Missy_Lanius December 16, 2020

Zoom Zooms and Wham Whams

Terms used for getting junk food, mostly by street people and people in jail. Was often used when someone would spend a $1.00 food stamp and get the change back in coins. The items bought based on how cheap they are but they still bring happiness. In jail they are used for negotiation and trade.

I will give you 2 cigs if you go to the commissary and pick up some zoom zooms and wham whams.

by The Wonderful TThe Wonderful J July 26, 2018

zoom zooms

prison slang for items bought from a list of goods one can buy from the prison canteen. i.e. cookies, snacks, etc.

Man if you keep losing at spades, you gonna lose all your wham whams and zoom zooms.

by prison linguist May 18, 2004

zoom shirt

A clean shirt or blouse that's kept on the back of your desk chair to quickly be presentable for video conferences.

Zoom shirts are likely here to stay since more and more people are working from home due to Covid-19.

by talk2me-JCH2 July 3, 2020

Zoom potato

A person who spends most of their day at home on zoom calls, thus causing a sedentary lifestyle.

Since the beginning Covid-19 lockdown , I’ve been working from home and have turned into a zoom potato.

by Karen Thrift August 2, 2021

Zoom text fucking

when you try to crack up your co worker through text while you’re both on a zoom meeting, and everyone is expected to look and actually be engaged.

Justine was zoom text fucking with me during a work meeting. She said she had to mute the mic so no one would hear her blow a hole in her bed from her fart.

by Clauris April 7, 2020

Zoom University

Where the class of 2020 is graduating from at this point

"Dude, where did you go to college?"
"I graduated from Zoom University, class of 2020!"

by dummythicc69 March 22, 2020