zoolander

A guy who spends to much time in the bathroom getting ready to go out on a date.

Dude, stop getting all zoolander and get your butt out of there so we can go.

by bezel333 December 31, 2005

ZOLAR

INTERNET RADIO HOST PRANK CALLS LIVE FRIDAYS 9PM EST.. INVENTED THE WORD TRANNED

HAVE YOU LISTENED TO ZOLAR ON FRIDAY?

by ZOLAR420 June 17, 2009

Zoolaliophobia

The fear of talking animals.

Babe is not the movie for some who has a zoolaliophobia.

by BoBerryCari March 14, 2011

ZooPark

The area, south of Atlanta, that holds most of the crime in the city. It gains it name from Grant Park, and Zoo Atlanta located within the area( aswell as the old baseball park for the Atlanta braves) The ABG blood gang hails this area with Rapper Yo Gotti being from there. It is synonymous with Summer Hill, The toughest part of this area.

1: Hey man you wanna get some tree?

2: Yeah let’s not go too deep into ZooPark tho, them dudes at the gas station stole my bike last time. & my dads car used to get broken into every braves game we went to
4: haha, but the tree we found on hill street was so fire!
5: big facts, but you cant wear all that blue bro we gonna get killed
6: yeah fasho! Them zoo park niggas brazy

by Travis lakely January 1, 2022

zoolander

Mild entertainment to pass the time.

I don't have to be in work early today so I'll watch zoolander while I send hate mail to my boss, tha bastard.

by Gumba Gumba April 7, 2004

Zoolander driver

someone who, like Derek Zoolander, is afraid to or is incapable of making a left turn, but with driving instead of modeling

person 1: "I actually took the time to make 3 right turns to avoid a left turn...."
person 2: "You're such a Zoolander driver"

person 1: "Can we go a different way? My mom's got a thing against left turns. It's weird."
person 2: "She's a Zoolander driver alright."

by Kbrod June 10, 2011

zoolander

The definition of Zoolander according to eponymous movie is "an empty vessel, a shallow, dumb, vacuous, moron". In the movie, Zoolander lives only for himself and to be recognized as the greatest model.

This description aptly describes a soccer player, Cristiano Ronaldo who described himself as "handsome, rich, and a great player!"

After yet another penalty, Cristiano aka Penaldo, did his Zoolander pose again as if he just scored the goal of the century.

by Zeus is the Lord August 13, 2016