zonk

(military): An unofficial military command of scatter.

(shouted) ZONK!!!
(everyone runs)
First Sergeant looks confused.

When everyone shows up for morning pt muster or formation, the command zonk is called out and everyone runs. Those who are caught by the first sergeant or fail to zonk must do the morning workout. There is no prepatory command (i.e. "Ready, Zonk")

by The LT August 23, 2005

Zonkookooladoku

The Sussiest Baka you’ll ever meet, often has the smallest meat.

Easily confused with:
Zonfluvian
Zarchy
Zubus

Zagwoncher

That kid is such a zonkookooladoku. I can smell him from a mile away.

by Applegobbler14 January 31, 2022

zoneoff

offroad - but used by snowboarders as a term, when snowboarding away from the actual slope.

let's ride zoneoff

by rhynoman March 18, 2009

Zoukon

An individual who is rebellious and/or suspicious in any way; especially one who rebels against the law, rules and society and is willing to do whatever it takes to bend the rules for his or her own amusement.

Zoukon is a word invented in 2002 by someone who never abides by the rules in the first place.

Hence its definition, Zoukon are someone who refuses to obey the law made by society.

by Boyzkang Crudz December 29, 2011

zonki

(jap)
The most important thing in your life.Something that needs sacrifice. Or simply, wooden nutcracker.

"-Zonki! wuzzup?

-Zonki. nothin'

-Zonki."

by Furusato October 26, 2013

Zongoid

A word you sneakily add in a sentence so that people google it and end up on Urban dictionary.

There are Viruses are more deadly than Bacteria and Zongoids.

by Zongoid Alpha May 5, 2020

Zonk a Bobo

Smoking a fat joint or blunt, usually in one sitting.

John: Hey man, what are you up to tonight?
Jake: Not much, just about to zonk a bobo.

by Durb0 July 21, 2023