Zoinked

To be at such a happy state after the roots of nature have been visited one comes to a state of inner peace and calmness

"Yoh i am so totally zoinked after the chilled session"

by Muller die Buller April 9, 2026

Zoinked Out

when youre stoned outta your fucking mind

"Oh shit look at Oswald he's fucking zoinked out right now"

by nut button March 13, 2019

Zoinked off the Clopper

To be so unequivocally high that you cannot communicate with people in this plane of existence

Person 1: How high are you right now dude?
Person 2: I am absolutely zoinked off the clopper man.

by scout52 August 25, 2023

zoinked out

Spacing out hard, out of your mind because you’re hyper focused on a dot on the wall 60 feet away, so tired you fell asleep right away and you slept so long and feeling nothing woke you up

Sorry I zoinked out last night. I was zoinking out in class today.

by saladkids May 25, 2024

Fully Zoinked

When you have consumed so many drugs that your body isn't able to function and your on the bridge of an overdose

Dude last night me and the boys got fully zoinked

by It's MA'AM January 15, 2019

f'zoinked to the r'soink

Adj. To be so high from smoking so much pot that one can declare that he or she is fucked up beyond reconition. Simular to FUBAR, usually when one doesn't move after smoking for a while.

{Homie 1} "Hey man, how's that weed?"
{Homie 2} "Man, I'm f'zoinked to the r'soink."
{Homie 1} "Word." -Cough

by DJ Kano April 13, 2007

Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

by ayypasstheblunt May 23, 2016