Mya Zoie Wilden

doesn’t know the months of the year in order, spends most of her days crying over her ex, love a zoot, loves a fag. anything you can smoke basically. a massive p*sshead. she likes to do bits w people in bushes and knock turtle food everywhere

“yeah did you see that girl she’s so stupid and such a sket”
“omg she’s defo a mya wilden”
mya zoie wilden means stupid and dependant

by seshgod June 20, 2020

zoie

a depressed bitch who cries a lot , needs some dick , love , attention , ah boyfriend , etc . homebody but wild ash .

bobby ; ayo zoie chill asf imma hit her up

todd ; she already fwm and who knows who else

by user 38313421 January 12, 2020

zoie-affect

The ability to captivate all the attention of another person that it causes everyone else to disappear.

Normally caused by a Drop Dead Gorgeous, person that is way out of your league, a straight dime

Hey, Hey, come on man quit starring . What I wasn't staring . What ever you completely under the Zoie-affect

by Poe94 February 18, 2017

zoie

the girl everyone uses to shit on muff

do u remember zoie

by bruhfckthis November 15, 2021

Zoie Jamrog

Zoie is a super cute, awsome person, sweet, funny, girl with a golden heart, and is an amazing gammer.

Boyfriend: Hey cutie want to play some games.
Zoie Jamrog: heck ya sexy, but go to warn you I'm super good at video games.

by Anthony_mcm January 14, 2013

Zoie's Dad

A fun girl's very hot dad. Perfect definition of the word dilf.Pretty face with a perfect body. He's so fine he can do anything to me. He can ruin me and I would still be an obedient lil girl for him.

Hannah:look at that man. HES SO HOT!!!
Izzy: he's zoie's dad
Hannah: makes sense

by Yourdaddyslilgirl September 17, 2022