Zinedine Zidane

The sexual position of head-butting a woman's vagina.

"Did you fist her?"
"No dude, I used my forehead!"
"Oh shit, Zinedine Zidane."

by L.A.P.D. September 23, 2008

zidane

World's best footie player

by Anonymous September 27, 2003

Zidane

1. (verb) To hit someone in their centre of mass with one's head. Derived from the FIFA World Cup final between France and Italy, in which french player Zinedine Zidane headbutted (or "Zidaned") an italian player in the chest, arguably costing the French team the game. (Synonyms: headbutt)

2. (verb) To utterly defeat an opponent. (synonyms: pwn, own)

1. "In curling, it is illegal to Zidane players of the opposing team."

2. "I completely Zidane'd that newb at Counter-Strike."

by Jesus' Homeboy July 12, 2006

zidane

The best soccer player to ever play the sport, the Algerian gave Arabs across the world a great name in soccer.
We love you ZIZOU

Zidane is the best to ever grace the pitch
Zidane can shoot
you're a pro if you can pass like Zidane

by Ihsan Alkawi May 9, 2005

zidane

1. Head of Steel

2. A God

Zidane's lethal header into that unworthy italian player was amazing. It was hilarious to watch him fold down like a card table onto the grass.

by ZinedineZidaneIsaGod July 10, 2006

Zidane

a soccer player, who headbutted Materazzi in the World Cup Final, and ,incidentally, the first Frenchman in a uniform to attack someone since World War II.

Also a verb, refers to the act of breaking a man's sternum with your own head.

Woah, you better not piss off Zidane.

or

The reason my ribs are broken is because a kid on another team zidaned me.

by zidaneheader October 6, 2006

zolanski

The last name of every barbz who is as enraged as Roman

Don't mess with her she comes from the Zolanski tribe, they are madafcking enraged, just like Roman zolanski and skavenaki zolanski

by Skavenski May 15, 2019