WV Specials

Short form for 'white van' audio speakers. If someone in a white van approaches you - usually in a mall parking lot - and says they have a surplus of home audio speakers they're willing to literally 'give away', that's because they can't even do that....until they meet someone like you. You think this is a break in life....imagine full high fidelity sound for only $100! Truth is they are acoustically crap to begin with and will only last a few hours when pushed. If your 'lucky' enough to find a carpeted set and you have a cat, you could ditch the speakers and add play toys your kitty would love scratching these boxes.

I have a pair of WV Specials that still have one tweeter working after the party ended. I just bought them last week.

by john2 August 17, 2012

man wv

welcome to man wv where we bleed football and rj merrit bleeds dogs ass and ur parents are on soboxans

man wv.

by bdhdkdndbdudjdidjr February 11, 2022

Parsons, WV

Parsons, where the only thing to do is go to dollar general and eat McDonald's. Waiting for the one light to turn green and the national guard to plow the damn mountains.

Hillbilly Mountain People

Where are you from?

Parsons, WV

Where the fuck is that?

by Hilljack Mama October 1, 2021

clarksburg wv

a place where people who are on drugs, peak in high school, and r*pe minors all live. they attend the yearly country concert in their walmart boots, tube tops, and slvtty jean shorts pretending to be country even though they have no idea who is on stage. Also a place where you have zero chance of making it in life.

“Aye bro, i’m gonna live in clarksburg wv after high school.”
“I would too if i was on the registry and had everything handed to me by the government.”

by syrah <3 February 27, 2022

Wv Bowling ball

When a male inserts his middle finger and thumb into a woman’s butthole and vagina. Then proceeds to throw her onto the bed before sex.

Last night at my girls house I did the Wv Bowling ball.

by BJI Bowling August 30, 2025