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Crystal Wreath

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a Crystal Wreath is a person who acts depressed or fakes some sort of mental condition to gain attention or sympathy from others.

Sometimes these people convince other people so much that they begin to think that they have some form of condition.
by Han from myspace December 22, 2021
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Happy wreath

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damn you still got that Happy wreath? I bet that thing is one good cheese churn.
by greasypickle555 January 21, 2022
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Fresno Christmas Wreath

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The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…
by Heath Oyama bangs horses November 16, 2021
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"do you listen to sweater weather" is code for "are you bisexual?"
guy: hey, do you listen to sweater weather?
girl: yeah, are you coming out to me in any way what-so-ever?
guy: still questioning.
girl: well, I support you :)
by max quigley July 2, 2020
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wrathwort

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a gay item to be found in the field of the videogame franchise 'Dauntless'.

not to be confused with slayer's boon, another gay item to be found in the field of Dauntless
man1: bro, gimme some of that wrathwort.
man2: don't be such a slayer's boon. Ive only got 12 left after your yee yee ass turned them all into grandma's heartbreaker potions.

person1: wrathwort
person2: yeah
by Wrathwort November 10, 2020
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window weather

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Cold (often windy) but sunny weather that looks extremely pleasant through the window when one is inside, but is in fact quite uncomfortable to be outside in.

origin: An Icelandic expression: "Gluggaveður" (literally: Window-weather).
A-"have you looked outside? what a nice day we're having!"

B-"This looks like window weather to me. You should bring a jacket."
by Stabilo-Boss-original November 20, 2013
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Sweater Weather

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A song by an American alternative pop band called The Neighborhood.

Associated with the bisexual community. It is a cute love song with a slightly edgy aesthetic. It was number one on the Billboard Alternative Songs chart in June 2013. It features in many LGBTQ+ relationship music playlists, and many spotify playlists in general.
Lad 1 : The song Sweater Weather is so cute!!
Lad 2 : That's the bisexual anthem lol
Lad 1 : I know
Lad 2 : Is this how you're coming out to me, king?
Lad 1 : ...Perhaps.
by Cryptigon April 11, 2020
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