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Wrangle My Garfield

The act of masturbating while your cat watches
I think I need to run home and Wrangle My Garfield, IF you know what I mean.
by Ahhh-rob February 22, 2011
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Wrangle some tuna

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).
Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."
by WayneBradySandwich February 18, 2010
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Tree Wrangling

commonly practiced by two to three retards. Tree wrangling is where you found a small tree about 5-8 inches and climb that bitch and bend it over like a crack whore behind a dumpster. You can then stand on it and jump on in like you're curb stomping a coon. Tree wrangling is commonly practiced in Arkansaw Wisconsin.
Me to Nick: look at those two retards tree wrangling.

Nick: sure takes some boredom to do that wack ass shit. Anyway when are we gonna stuff an mortar in that giant bullfrog I ran over with my Dora bike?
by ee normousee rection May 5, 2020
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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize they a wranglin people.
Glitch is a retard wrangling bozo.
by jazzwolf May 16, 2022
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Retard Wrangling Bozo

Someone that doesn’t realize that they are a retard wrangler, and is completely oblivious to that fact, or accepts and ignores it.
That guy said he wants his team wants to be top fifty, but he’s just a retard wrangling bozo.
by jazzwolf May 16, 2022
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Sleep Wrangling

Same sex rape of a person initiated while they are sleeping, attempting to sleep, or in a state between sleep and wakefulness.
There has been a lot of sleep wrangling going on at that campsite.

Dude, he got sleep wrangled by those convicts.

There was a sleep wrangler running around my apartment complex.
by Rodney Cobbletop December 14, 2010
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trash can wrangling

When the trash guy just tosses your can on the lawn on a windy day and you spend 5 minutes chasing it around.
Hey bill, that friggin trash guy tossed your trash can on the lawn again. Better go wrangle it!
Yep, Time to go trash can wrangling!
by JesusThePotto May 20, 2014
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