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Wook

as in Han Solo's buddy.
by poster nut bag August 14, 2003
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Wook

Noun, Adj. A person, or thing that is fake, unattractive, or off-brand. Someone that is fake, cocky and cant back it up, a hot head, and just down right ugly. Something that is false branded and priced cheaper then the original brand product.
"Man that girl is so wook!"
"That dude thinks he is hott stuff, to bad he is ugly and cant pull any ladys, WOOK!"

Bro: "I was going so hard in the gym today!"
Me: "Really?"
Bro: "Yea dude i was pumping so hard and bench pressing like 400"
Me: "I sall you struggling to lift 225 with a spotter, your WOOK!"

"Those fake nikes are wook."
"Sweet Wook's, everyone will know there fake jordans."
"That polo is wook."

"Thats one thirsty wook."

Bro: "Dude shes so hot!"
Me: "Naw bro she wooker than miley cyrus's new hair cut."
by FijiTTechTruthTella February 23, 2013
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Wook

A term used by posers in the festival scenes. If this term is used you can guarantee the speaker thinks they're the hottest thing since sliced bread, which is never the case. They're simply judgemental low lives.
Festival poser, "he's such a wook,"
Educated person, "get a life."
by littlefox17 June 16, 2018
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The Wook

The Wook is a young female human representing Chewbacca, a wookie character starring in the popular Star Wars trilogy in the 1970's. This female has many of the features of Chewbacca, including a wide face, cleft lip, and broad smile. Although this female is typically viewed as unnattractive, she has enjoyed a steady flow of male appreciators, who show their appreciation for her while they are under the influence of alcoholic beverages, or other drugs. It has been mentioned in scientific studies that perhaps the physical qualities of a wookie are inherantly attractive to some males while under the influence of said alcohol and drugs.
"Yo, I got with The Wook last night"
"Wow, again? You must have been hammered"
"Yeah, I was pretty much blackout for the whole night"
by Jonathan McKenzie October 25, 2006
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wooks

a kid who fears none and likes to jog...jogga jogga jogga
"aw man wooks got to the chips again"
by Kid C March 24, 2003
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Wook

1. A term used to express a heightened sence of anxiousness.
by C-Nasty August 30, 2008
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Wook origami

Origami objects made by wooks.

Such items include: a dollar bill rolled into a drug spoon with an adjustable size scoop, a bill rolled into an envelope to store drugs safely, etc.
I'ma have to touch up on my wook origami before the next festival. I'm rusty.
by TheTallestPsychonaut March 16, 2022
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