Woofer

A big ol doggo.

What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
#doggo

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016

Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.

Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016

WOOFER

DOG

Aye up, nice woofer.

by Ball fondling chad 01 August 18, 2018

Pussy Woofer

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.

Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"

by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021

Woofer

A very large dog.

Look at that woofer over there! His dick is just dangling like so.

by masturbation_enthusiast June 10, 2017

Fuckin Woofer

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog

Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy

by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

chubb-woofer

A half erect penis of a cainine.

That dog has a Chubb-woofer now, thanks to that female dog.

by Aaaaabbbbbccccc May 3, 2018