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Pussy Woofer

An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"
by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021
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sugar woofer

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".

verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.
by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016
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Sugar Woofer

A prostitute that exchanges aexual favors in exchange for cocaine.
Lisa will do anything for a bump. She is a total sugar woofer.
by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016
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Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol
Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar
by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021
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WOOFER

Aye up, nice woofer.
by Ball fondling chad 01 August 18, 2018
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Fuckin Woofer

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog
Ey Up, Have you seen that Fuckin Woofer over there, its so fluffy
by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024
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Woofer

A big ol doggo.
What the fuck is woofer?

A big ol doggo.
#doggo
by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
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