An inferior subwoofer that cannot compete with the mainstream brands, and is made of subpar materials that results in lack of bass and early failure rates.
Schmidt was disappointed in his car subwoofer purchase at the state fairgrounds sale of the century, as he yelled "I never should have bought these damn pussy woofers for my Jimmy"
by Reno Ryder February 11, 2021

noun: The strawberry eaten from someone's ass during the sexual act known as "sugar woofing".
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
verb: to sugar woof, or sugar woofing
Yo, I'mma surprise my girl with some sugar woofing tonight. I even got these organic strawberries from the farmer's market for some quality sugar woofers.
by SugarWooferPro September 7, 2016

by Mr. Know-it-all 75 May 15, 2016

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem
Guy 1: what a liar
by Fyckhxktstjskt August 28, 2021

A fuckin woofer is a term for dog, particularly the cute and fluffy variety. can be used to describe any dog
by Unknown_Ent72 December 14, 2024

by Bonanebade September 11, 2016
